you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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