i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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