David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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