He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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