can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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