He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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