so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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