How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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