Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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