were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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