Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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