My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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