I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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