it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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