What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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