Non-Jews are for practice
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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