Whatcha textin bout Willis?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Holy shit dude........stairs
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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