Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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