I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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