Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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