Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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