is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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