i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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