Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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