i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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