you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
