some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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