i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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