im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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