I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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