STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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