And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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