so explain again why im purple
no
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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