My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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