I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
