i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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