Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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