Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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