I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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