Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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