i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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