Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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