Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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