your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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