sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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