She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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