I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
