she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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