discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Randomize
