In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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