if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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