how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
